Piper: No, it’s not raining in here…

Paul: No, it’s not raining, but I do really like this hat. So I see a few people joining… feel free to send comments or questions as well… but we’re just going to do some rapid fire amongst ourselves.

Patrick’s going to start. Let’s go!

Patrick: All right… (eyes widen) woah! Hello everyone… okay? Okay, Piper and Paul…

Piper: Yes?

Paul: Ready.

Piper: Here you go. Rapid fire.

Patrick: Are you a believer?

Paul: No.

Piper (shakes head): No… I mean… His new song’s kind of good… but…

Paul: No, actually, look what happens when it spins! It spins…

Patrick: No believer, okay. Socks or sandals?

Paul: Socks and sandals. Together.

Piper: Just sandals. (points at Paul) Fashion faux pas. He does it all the time.

Paul: I don’t care. Birkenstocks, the best.

Piper (shakes head) emm emm.

Patrick: Favorite Olympian?

Piper: (points at Patrick) Patrick Chan, of course.

Patrick: Oh, God.

Paul: You suck up, you suck up!

Piper (laughs): Come on, he’s right there, come on…

Paul: I was gonna say myself, but I think that sounds conceited.

Patrick: Okay, moving on… Here you go.

Piper: All right, all right… questions, okay. Well, hmm, Patrick, Patrick.

Patrick: No, it’s both me and Paul…

Piper: I know, but I’m asking you.

Patrick: Okay.

Piper: And Paul.

Paul: I have more time to think.

Patrick: Okay, I’ll stand there. (moves to Paul’s side)

Piper: All right, here we go.

Paul: Sorry, did I poke you in the head?

Patrick: No, you’re good.

Piper: Yes, stop poking him. Okay… Elvis or The Beatles?

Patrick: The Beatles.

Paul: Also Beatles.

Patrick: I’m a die-hard Beatles fan, so…

Piper: Yay. Anyone see the new… what is it? Sirius XM? They got a new Beatles channel…

Paul: They have a new Beatles station?

Patrick: Is it really good…

Pipers: It’s just Beatles all the time, all day, every day…

Patrick: I could spend for that… okay, okay…

Piper: Stay current here, fellas… So… I’m not going to go with the one they told me to do…

Patrick: (leans toward camera) Look at the comments here… What about Donovan Bailey?

Piper: No…

Paul: Ooh… Donovan Bailey’s pretty okay…

Piper: Here we go!

Paul: That is…

Piper: Shut up!

Paul: You know when he wins? He’s like…

Piper: Three things that are always in your fridge?

Paul: Go, go, go.

Patrick: Huh?

Paul: Three things always in your fridge.

Patrick: Uh… beer, fruits and vegetables.

Piper: (nods) nice.

Paul: All right, for myself, maple syrup…

(Patrick pours water on Paul’s umbrella hat. Paul bursts into laughter.)

Paul: Look, I’m safe and I’m dry! Maple syrup, and, and, and…

Piper: Spit it out!

Paul: And mustard…

Piper: T-t-t-today, junior!

Paul: …and vegetables, that’s all.

Piper: Oh, okay. (hands phone to Paul) Here you go. You can ask questions…

Patrick: You’ve been very general.

Paul: Yeah, I know. Well, it depends… I get vegetables from the farm, so it depends on what’s in season.

Patrick: Oh, wow.

Paul: Yeah… Pretty funny. Okay…

Piper: Diva!

Paul: Whatever. Okay, so, we’re going to ask questions now for Piper and Patrick. First question, ’cause I love food… Cake or pie? Which is better?

Piper: Cake, cake.

Patrick (hesitates): Uh…

Piper: (points at Patrick) You’re gonna say…

Patrick: Apple pie… warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream.

Paul: I agree with that.

Piper (shakes head): Nope.

Paul: I don’t… (points at Piper) that answer.

(Patrick leans forward to read)

Patrick: Yang Yang… oh, hi Piper.

Piper: Hi Piper… Hi!

Paul: Sorry, keep poking people in the head. Who is that?

Piper: Stop poking! Get on with the questions, it’s rapid fire!

Paul: Okay….

Piper: Keep them on task!

Paul: Jeans or sweats? I feel like that’s another good one.

(Patrick stares upward to think)

Piper: Sweats.

Patrick: It depends on what I’m doing. Where am I going?

Paul: Just in general. That’s what the question says.

Patrick: Jean, jeans. Nice comfy jeans… like, expensive stretchy jeans would be nice.

Paul: Stretchy jeans very important.

Patrick (laughs): Expensive. Like I always had expensive? (He strokes himself) I’m classy.

Piper: Keep it stylish! No sweatpants for sure…

Patrick: And I’m not even wearing jeans now…

(Camera pans to Patrick’s black pants)

Piper: No, he’s wearing sweats right now…

Paul: Honestly, with our skater legs, if you don’t get good jeans, they just rip… right away, right?

Patrick: Yeah, exactly.

Paul: Like, my legs just…

Patrick: Our butts are too big. Skating butts are too big.

Piper: You need good jeans with a little bit of stretch.

Paul: Okay, last question. Favorite Canadian town or city?

Patrick: Ooooh… big one.

Piper: Go.

Patrick: Victoria, BC. Anybody in there… anybody there that’s… from Victoria, BC?

Piper: I would say Kelowna. It’s got mountains, water, and wine.

Paul: And I’m going to be uber-biased and say Toronto, because that’s where I’m from. Actually all three of us…

Patrick: Ottawa. Who said Ottawa?

Piper: It’s Ottawa. Well, he is from Ottawa.

Paul: Ottawa?

Piper: Well, he is from Ottawa. I mean…

Paul: We were both born there.

Patrick: We were both born in Ottawa…

Piper: Capital

Patrick (not too keen): Yeah… I guess…

Paul: Ottawa’s great…

Piper: Yeah, it was great…

(They laugh)

Paul: We sound really convinced, guys.

Piper: All right… thanks for watching our little Periscope thing.

(Patrick waves)

Paul: Yeah, thanks for joining us. Feel free to keep commenting and tweeting back.

Piper: Follow us on our journey to Pyeongchang.

(Patrick nods)

Patrick: Byeeeee!